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WHY DID THE MORON THROW HIS PANTS OUT THE WINDOW?
HE HEARD A BOY CALLING, "FREE PRESS!"

Submitter comment:

I HEARD THIS JOKE MANY TIMES AS A YOUNGSTER. ODDLY
ENOUGH, I NEVER CAUGHT ON TO IT UNTIL I WAS IN HIGH
SCHOOL.

Where learned: MICHIGAN

James Callow Keyword(s): NEWSPAPER.

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 00001950S

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