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THERE IS A RUMOR ON THIS CAMPUS ABOUT A VERY BIG, VERY
VERY DUMB ATHLETE. TRYING TO SLEEP ONE NIGHT, HE WAS
AWAKEN(ED) BY HIS TINY ROOMMATE WHO WAS TRYING TO
OPEN THE SLIDING DOOR TO HIS CLOSET. (IT WAS STUCK AT
THE TIME).
THIS ATHLETE GOT OUT OF BED, RIPPED THE DOOR RIGHT OFF
ITS HINGES, SET IT ASIDE, AND MUTTERED, "DON'T WAKE
ME UP, AGAIN.!"
Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- B622 |
Date learned: 12-06-1967