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A TEACHER CALLED FOR SENTENCES USING THE WORD BEANS.
"MY FATHER GROWS BEANS," SAID THE BRIGHT BOY OF
THE CLASS.
"MY MOTHER COOKS BEANS," SAID ANOTHER PUPIL.
THEN A THIRD POPPED UP: "WE ARE ALL HUMAN BEANS."

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 00-00-1958

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