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Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
AN OLD LADY WALKED INTO A BAR WITH HER PET CANARY
AND BOASTED, "IF ANYONE OF YOU BOYS CAN GUESS THE
WEIGHT OF MY LITTLE CANARY YOU CAN TAKE ME TO
BED WITH YOU!"
A VOICE FROM THE CORNER RINGS OUT, "900 LBS."
THE OLD LADY RESPONDS INSTANTLY, "THAT'S CLOSE
ENOUGH."
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman |
Date learned: 10-10-1967