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THE DRUNK AND THE BARTENDER
A DRUNK WALKED INTO A BAR AND SAID, "I'LL BUY
EVERYONE HERE A DRINK." THE BARTENDER GAVE EVERYONE
A DRINK AND GAVE THE DRUNK A BILL FOR $224. THE DRUNK
REPLIED TO THIS, "HA, HA, I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY."
THE BARTENDER THEN THREW HIM OUT INTO THE STREET,
AFTER BEATING HIM UP QUITE SEVERELY. TEN MINUTES
LATER THE DRUNK CAME BACK IN AND POINTED TO THE
BARTENDER SAYING: "I'LL BUY EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE
A DRINK EXCEPT YOU. YOU GET TOO NASTY AFTER ONE
DRINK."
Where learned: NOT GIVEN
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN