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THE MODEL AND THE WINDOW WASHER
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
A MODEL CAME HOME FROM A FASHION SHOW TO HER 12TH
STORY APARTMENT AND FOUND A WINDOW WASHER WORKING ON
THE OUTSIDE OF HER BEDROOM WINDOW. THINKING SHE'D
PLAY A LITTLE GAME, SHE SLIPPED OUT OF HER DRESS, AND
PRETENDING SHE HADN'T SEEN HIM, STARTED TO TAKE OFF
HER CLOTHES, LOOKING FOR HIS REACTION OUT OF THE CORNER
OF HER EYE. BUT HE SHOWED NO SIGNS OF NOTICING
ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY. FINALLY, SHE TOOK OFF
ALL HER CLOTHES AND STOOD IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW
STARING HIM IN THE EYE. HE STILL DID NOTHING.
FLUSTERED, SHE REDDENED. THE WINDOW WASHER THEN
OPENED THE WINDOW AND SAID, "WHAT'S THE MATTER LADY,
HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A WINDOW WASHER BEFORE?"
Submitter comment:
HEARD IN A BAR.
Where learned: NOT GIVEN
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN