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GEOGRAPHY JOKE--DRUNKS
A DRUNK MAN WAS ARRESTED FOR BEING DRUNK AND DISORDERLY
OUTSIDE A BAR IN THE SMALL TOWN OF ALMONT. LATER WHEN
ASKED AT THE POLICE STATION WHY HE WAS ARRESTED, HE
ANSWERED THAT HE DIDN'T KNOW. THE OFFICER TOLD HIM
HE WAS CHARGED WITH BEING DRUNK AND DISORDERLY IN
A PUBLIC PLACE. TO THIS HE REPLIED, "I DIDN'T
KNOW ALMONT WAS PUBLIC."
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; ALMONT
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman |
Date learned: 10-00-1971