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ONE EVENING A DRUNK WAS FOUND BY A POLICEMAN
KNOCKING ON A LAMP POST. THE OFFICER ASKED WHY HE
WAS BANGING LIKE THAT, AND THE INEBRIATED MAN
REPLIED, "I KNOW MY WIFE IS HOME, I SEE THE LIGHT
ON."

Where learned: OHIO ; PORT CLINTON

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: NOT GIVEN

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