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DEAD BABY JOKES.
Q. WHAT'S RED AND GOES ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND ?
A. A DEAD BABY IN A GARBABE DISPOSAL.
Q. WHAT'S BLUE AND SITS IN A CORNER ?
A. A DEAD BABY IN A PLASTIC BAG.
Q. WHAT'S GREEN AND SITS IN THE CORNER ?
A. THE SAME DEAD BABY SIX DAYS LATER.
Q. WHAT IS BLACK AND SITS IN A CORNER ?
A. A DEAD BABY BURNED WITH A TORCH.
Q. WHY DON'T THEY LOAD DEAD BABIES INTO TRUCKS WITH SHOVELS ?
A. BECAUSE PITCHFORKS ARE EASIER.
Submitter comment:
I HEARD THESE JOKES WHEN I WAS GROWING UP IN NEW YORK CITY.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote |
Date learned: 00001970'S