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RIDDLE
WHY DO DRAGONS GO TO SLEEP IN THE DAYTIME? SO THEY CAN FIGHT NIGHTS
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM
Keyword(s): ANIMAL
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: UNKNOWN
RIDDLE
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LBJ AND LSD?
ONE'S A DOPE AND ONE'S A DRUG.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM
Keyword(s): JOHNSON, LYNDON B. ; UNITED STATES PRESIDENT
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 10-25-1967
RIDDLE
WHY IS BASEBALL SIMILAR TO PANCAKES?
THEY BOTH NEED GOOD BATTERS.
Submitter comment: FROM A CLASSMATE
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM
Keyword(s): FOOD SPORT
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 11-12-1967
FIT FOR A KING
WHAT KING DO TWO FULL GLASSES AND AN EMPTY ONE REMIND YOU OF?
KING PHILUP THE THIRD.
Submitter comment:
I HEARD THIS RIDDLE FROM "BABE" KOZLOWSKI WHEN I WAS ABOUT
10 YEARS OLD( C 1935 ). "BABE" WAS THE SON OF THE LADY FROM
WHOM MY PARENTS BOUGHT A HOME
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): PHILIP PERSONAL NAME ; PUN
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 05-00-1965
DON'T BANK ON IT
WHAT DO THEY CALL A MISCARRIAGE IN CZECHOSLOVAKA?
A CANCELLED CZECH ( CHECK)
Submitter comment: I HEARD THIS JOKE SOMETIME WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): PUN
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 05-00-1965
NO SELF-CONTROL
WHY IS THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SURROUNDED BY WATER?
SHE RAISED HER HAND, BUT THE TEACHER SAID NO.
Submitter comment:
I HEARD THIS, AND HAVE REPEATED IT A GREAT MANY TIMES SINCE,
IN HIGH SCHOOL--SOMETIME BETWEEN 1940 AND 1943
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): HISTORICAL
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 05-00-1965
EMPTY
WHY IS THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SO HOLLOW?
YOU WOULD BE TOO, IF YOU HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO A NATION,
Submitter comment:
I HEARD THIS WHEN I WAS STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL
SOMETIME BETWEEN 1940 AND 1943
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): HISTORICAL
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 05-00-1965
KNOCK KNOCK JOKE
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
DUKE
DUKE WHO?
DUKE THE BELLS A RINGING FOR HOLLY
Where learned: DETROIT, ASSUMED ; KEATING SCHOOL
Keyword(s): DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY (?) ; NAME
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 11-28-1967
JOKE
WHAT DID ONE TREE SAY TO THE OTHER TREE?
LEAVE
Submitter comment: HE LEARNED IT FROM STEVE SELIG AT A PLEDGE MEETING.
Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT
Keyword(s): PUN
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
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RIDDLE QUESTION
WHAT WORD STARTS WITH F AND ENDS IN U-C-K?
FIRETRUCK
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): OBSCENE IMPLICATION ; PRETENDED OBSCENE ; SPELLING
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00-00-1967
KNOCK KNOCK JOKE
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
DWAYNE
DWAYNE WHO?
D'WAIN THE BATHTUB. I'M DROWNING.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; WYANDOTTE
Keyword(s): NAME
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 03-10-1967
RIDDLE
WHAT IS THE GREATEST BUS IN THE WORLD?
COLUMBUS
Where learned: SAINT LEONARD SCHOOL ; DETROIT, ASSUMED
Keyword(s): HISTORICAL ; NAME HISTORICAL FIGURE
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
RIDDLE
WHAT IS THE BIGGEST BOW IN THE WORLD?
A RAINBOW
Where learned: SAINT LEONARD SCHOOL ; DETROIT, ASSUMED
Keyword(s): PUN
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 11-16-1965
RIDDLE
WHAT'S WHITE, HAS ONE HORN AND GIVES MILK?
A MILK TRUCK
Where learned: SAINT LEONARD SCHOOL ; DETROIT, ASSUMED
Keyword(s): ANIMAL
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
RIDDLE
WHAT'S BLACK WITH GREEN FURRY LEGS AND ORANGE DOTS?
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IS IT?
I DON'T KNOW EITHER BUT IT'S CRAWLING ON YOUR BACK.
Where learned: SAINT LEONARD SCHOOL ; DETROIT, ASSUMED
Keyword(s): COLOR
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 11-15-1965
RIDDLE
WHAT IS THE SMALLEST ROOM IN THE WORLD?
A MUSHROOM
Where learned: SAINT LEONARD SCHOOL ; DETROIT, ASSUMED
Keyword(s): VEGETABLE
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 11-15-1965
RIDDLE
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO RAISE STRAWBERRIES?
WITH A SPOON
Where learned: SAINT LEONARD SCHOOL ; DETROIT, ASSUMED
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 11-15-1965
RIDDLE
WHAT IS BLACK AND BLUE AND GOES DING-DONG?
A BEAT UP AVON LADY RINGING THE DOORBELL.
Data entry tech comment: AVON LADIES SELL COSMETICS DIRECTLY TO HOMES.
Where learned: SAINT LEONARD SCHOOL ; DETROIT, ASSUMED
Keyword(s): COLOR ; COMMERCIAL
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 11-15-1965
RIDDLE
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHICKEN THAT GOT RUN OVER BY THE LAWNMOWER?
HE BECAME SHREADED TWEAT
Where learned: SAINT LEONARD SCHOOL ; DETROIT, ASSUMED
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 11-17-1965
RIDDLE
WHAT DID THE SALAD SAY TO THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR?
CLOSE THE DOOR I'M DRESSING.
Where learned: SAINT LEONARD SCHOOL ; DETROIT, ASSUMED
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 11-17-1965