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RIDDLE
IF YOU'RE SO SMART ANSWER ME HOW MANY SIDES DOES A TREE HAVE?
TWO, OUTSIDE AND INSIDE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; FARMINGTON ; TOLD IN
James Callow Keyword(s): PLANT (Q) ; RETORT
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 09-26-1972
SMOKY THE BEAR RIDDLE
WHAT'S SMOKY THE BEAR'S MIDDLE NAME? THE.
Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; RENO HALL
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 09-28-1972
SMOKY THE BEAR RIDDLE
HOW COME SMOKY THE BEARS' WIFE CAN'T ET PREGNANT? EVERYTIME SHE
GETS HOT. HE HITS HER WITH A SHOVEL.
Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; RENO HALL
James Callow Keyword(s): SYMBOL OF FIRE PREVENTION
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 09-28-1972
BLACK, WHITE AND RED RIDDLE
WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER? A NUN ROLLING DOWN A
HILL.
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 09-23-1972
BLACK, WHITE, AND READ RIDDLE
WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND READ ALL OVER? A NEWSPAPER.
Where learned: CANADA ; ONTARIO ; DORM ; WINDSOR
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 09-22-1972
RIDDLE QUESTION
Q. WHY DO DOGS WAG THEIR TAILS? ANS. BECAUSE THE TAILS CAN'T WAG THE
DOGS.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; HARPER WOODS
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 09-27-1972
ELEPHANT JOKE
Q. HOW DO YOU GET 4 ELEPHANTS INTO A VOLKSWAGEN? A. 1 IN THE FRONT
AND 2 IN THE BACK
Submitter comment: TYPING ERROR? SHOULD BE 2, I THINK
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; GROSSE POINTE WOODS
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 10-15-1972
ELEPHANT JOKES
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF AN ELEPHANT HAS BEEN IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR?
YOU CAN SEE HIS FOOTPRINTS IN THE JELLO!
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
CATCH RIDDLES
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN L.B.J. AND LSD?
THERE ISN'T ANY DIFFERENCE, ONE'S A DOPE AND THE OTHERS
A DRUG!
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
RIDDLE
WHAT'S THE LARGEST PENCIL IN THE WORLD?
PENNSYLVANIA!
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
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WHY COULDN
THERE AREN
James Callow comment: KEYPUNCH CARDS ARE MISSING HERE
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; WARREN
| Subject headings: | ITAL RIDDLE -- Riddle Question Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00-00-1965
Joke: Off-Color
HOW DO YOU MAKE A DEAD BABY FLOAT?
TAKE ONE DEAD BABY, ADD TWO SCOOPS OF ICE-CREAM AND A CAN OF POP.
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Updated on 12-2010 by TRD
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; WARREN
James Callow Keyword(s): PUN
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 12-04-1972
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WHAT
A BABY CHEWING ON A RAZOR BLADE.
James Callow comment:
KEYPUNCH CARDS ARE MISSING HERE
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Where learned: MICHIGAN ; WARREN
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 12-04-1972
WHY DO ELEPHANTS WEAR LITTLE GREEN HATS?
SO YOU CANNOT SEE THEM WHEN THEY TIPTOE ACROSS THE POOL TABLE.
Where learned: LOUISIANA ; New Orleans
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1972
HOW DO YOU FIT FOUR ELEPHANTS IN A VOLKSWAGEN?
TWO IN THE FRONT AND TWO IN THE BACK.
Where learned: LOUISIANA ; New Orleans
James Callow Keyword(s): CONTRAST IN SIZE
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-01-971
Ethnic Joke: Polish
WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR-HUNDRED POLISH PARACHUTISTS? AIR-POLLUTION.
Data entry tech comment:
Updated by TRD on 12-2010
Where learned: BOSTON ; Massachusetts
James Callow Keyword(s): SMELL BODY ODOR
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1968
Ethnic Joke: Polish
DID YOU HEAR WHO WON THE POLISH BEAUTY CONTEST? NOBODY.
Data entry tech comment:
updated by TRD on 12-2010
Where learned: BOSTON ; Massachusetts
James Callow Keyword(s): UGLY UGLINESS
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1968
Ethnic Joke: Polish
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A POLISH MAMA AND A HIPPOPOTAMUS?
ABOUT TWENTY POUNDS.
Data entry tech comment:
Updated by TRD on 12-2010
Where learned: BOSTON ; Massachusetts
James Callow Keyword(s): WEIGHT
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1968
Ethnic Joke: Polish
HOW DID THE POLAK BREAK HIS ARM? HE FELL OUT OF THE TREE RAKING
LEAVES.
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updated by TRD on 12-2010
Where learned: BOSTON ; Massachusetts
James Callow Keyword(s): DOING THINGS THE HARD WAY
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1968
HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN THERE IS AN ELEPHANT IN BED WITH YOU?
THERE IS AN "E" ON HIS PAJAMAS.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; WARREN
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 01-15-1973