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WHAT'S THE DEFINITON OF THE JITTERBUG?
A MAN IN FRONT OF A PAY TOILET WITH ONLY NINE CENTS.

Where learned: VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY ; 608 CARMICHAEL TOWERS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?
A BLEEDING ZEBRA

Where learned: VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY ; 608 CARMICHAEL TOWERS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?
A BLEEDING NUN

Where learned: VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY ; 608 CARMICHAEL TOWERS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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DO YOU KNOW HOW TO CATCH AN ALLIGATOR?
YOU TAKE A PAIR OF BINOCULARS AND LOOK THROUGH THE WRONG END,
IT (THEY) MAKE THE ALLIGATOR REAL SMALL. THEN YOU TAKE A PAIR
OF TWEEZERS AND PUT IT IN A MATCHBOX.

Where learned: VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY ; 608 CARMICHAEL TOWERS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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HOW DO YOU CATCH A RABBIT?
STAND BEHIND A TREE AND MAKE NOISES LIKE A CARROT

Where learned: VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY ; 608 CARMICHAEL TOWERS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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IF A STRAWBERRY WEIGHED SIX OUNCES, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE
A GLASS OF WATER FALLING OFF A CLIFF TO BREAK A SHINGLE?
TWO TELEPHONE POLE LENGTHS BECAUSE MOTORCYCLES DON'T HAVE
DOORS.

Where learned: VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY ; 608 CARMICHAEL TOWERS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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WHY DO ELEPHANTS HAVE WRINKLES IN THEIR KNEES?
'CAUSE THEY ALL PLAY MARBLES DURING THEIR COFFEE BREAK.

Where learned: VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY ; 608 CARMICHAEL TOWERS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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WHAT'S YELLOW, IN A TREE, AND DANGEROUS?
A CANARY WITH A MARCHING AN(?).

Where learned: VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY ; 608 CARMICHAEL TOWERS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A PROSTITUTE WITH AN ELEPHANT?
A TWO TON WHORE THAT GOES DOWN FOR PEANUTS.

Where learned: VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY ; 608 CARMICHAEL TOWERS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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HOW MANY ELEPHANTS CAN YOU PUT IN A VOLKSWAGON?
SIX, THREE IN THE FRONT AND THREE IN THE BACK.

Where learned: VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY ; 608 CARMICHAEL TOWERS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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WHY DO ELEPHANTS WEAR RED SHOES?
THEY'RE ALL ON THE SAME BASKETBALL TEAM.

Where learned: VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY ; 608 CARMICHAEL TOWERS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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WHY DO ELEPHANTS WEAR RED AND GREEN TENNIS SHOES?
BECAUSE THEY'RE ON DIFFERENT BASKETBALL TEAMS.

Where learned: VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY ; 608 CARMICHAEL TOWERS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A HUNDRED PIGS STAMPEDE IN FRONT OF A TRAIN?
SEWEECIDE

Where learned: LIBRARY ; CARMICHAEL TOWERS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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WHAT FUN DOES A PRIEST HAVE?
NUN

Where learned: LIBRARY ; CARMICHAEL TOWERS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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WHAT DOES A FIVE-HUNDRED POUND CANARY SAY?
CHERP, CHERP IN A VERY LOW AND LOUD VOICE

Where learned: VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY ; 608 CARMICHAEL TOWERS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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HOLD BOTH HANDS UP WITH TWO FINGERS UP FORMING V's. PUT ONE
HAND BEHIND YOUR HEAD AND THE OTHER A COUPLE OF FEET IN
FRONT OF YOU, THEN GIGGLE UP AND DOWN.
WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S AN INDIAN RIDING IN A V-8.

Submitter comment: A V-8 IS A TYPE OF AUTOMOBILE.

Where learned: VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY ; ENGINEERING BUILDING

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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MAKE A GESTURE BY HAVING FINGERS WALK BACK AND FORTH ACROSS
FOREHEAD.
WHAT'S THIS?
A PRIEST WALKING FROM TEMPLE TO TEMPLE

Where learned: OHIO ; FAIRMOUNT RD ; CHAGRIN FALLS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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GESTURE: FINGERTIPS OF BOTH HANDS HORIZONTAL AND TOUCHING
EACH OTHER; HAVE HANDS BOUNCE UP AND DOWN SYMMETRICALLY LIKE
CAR SPRINGS
WHAT'S THIS?
A SPIDER ON A MIRROR.

Where learned: OHIO ; FAIRMOUNT RD ; CHAGRIN FALLS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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MAKE ANY GESTURE WITH ONE HAND AND HAVE IT RUSH BY YOUR FACE.
WHAT'S THIS?
I DON'T KNOW, BUT HERE IT GOES AGAIN!
REPEAT THE GESTURE.

Where learned: OHIO ; FAIRMOUNT RD ; CHAGRIN FALLS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 08-00-1968

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WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AN ELEPHANT WITH A
RHINOCEROS.
ELLEPHINO

Where learned: Massachusetts ; CULVER ; ARGONNE BARRACKS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00-00-1964

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