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There was a man who urined in the woods quite often. A
friend told him that if he kept it up the snakes would become
very mad with him and trace his scent one day. Later as the days
went by the man decided to urine on a rock; to the man this was a
lot of fun.
While wetting the rock a snake bit him on his penis and the man
began to panic, fearing that he would die. His friend went for
help to the nearest doctor. He returned to the man in pain and
told him that the doctor's only cure for him to live would be to
suck the poison from his penis. They both looked at each other
and the friend told him, "Well my friend I told you to stop
urining out in the woods because the snakes didn't like it, so I
guess the snakes have won because you will have to die!"
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; Lansing
James Callow Keyword(s): Urinated urinating
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Animal PROSE NARRATIVE -- Product or activity of man or animal PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 02-10-1992
PROVERB
THE MORE YOU SHAKE AND DANCE,
THE LAST TWO DROPS GO DOWN THE PANTS.
Submitter comment:
INFORMANT SAID THIS AS HE STEPPED AWAY FROM A URINAL IN A
GO-GO BAR.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): URINATING
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Proverb Proverb |
Date learned: 09-00-1971