The James T. Callow Folklore Archive
Play on Words
Four fraternity men came rolling out of the off-campus bar and started to climb into their Mustang. The leader of the jolly group decided to take charge of the situation. "Frank," he sputtered, "you drive. You're too drunk to sing."
I learned this while I was at Sacred Heart Seminary
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|Subject headings:||PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman|