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RIDDLE

WHAT IS ALWAYS UNDER SHELTER BUT ALWAYS WET?
THE TONGUE

Submitter comment: HEARD THIS IN DORMITORY

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): BODY PART ; OPPOSITIONAL: CAUSAL CONTRADICTIVE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- True Riddle
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-27-1967

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RIDDLE

WHAT JUMPS INTO THE WATER AND OUT AGAIN AND DOESN'T GET WET?
EGG IN A DUCK'S BELLY

Submitter comment: HEARD THIS IN DORMITORY

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): ANIMAL ; OPPOSITIONAL: CAUSAL CONTRADICTIVE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-27-1967

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RIDDLE

WHAT HAS TWO EYES BUT CAN'T SEE AND SKIN BUT CAN'T FEEL?
A POTATO

Submitter comment: HEARD THIS MANY YEARS AGO AT HOME

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Keyword(s): OPPOSITIONAL: PRIVATIONAL CONTRADICTIVE ; VEGETABLE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-28-1967

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MORON JOKE

WHY DID THE MORON THROW THE CLOCK OUT THE WINDOW?
HE WANTED TO SEE TIME FLY.

Submitter comment:

HE LEARNED THIS FROM FRIENDS AT SCHOOL

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM

Keyword(s): ETHNIC ; PROVERB: TIME FLIES

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 10-11-1967

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HELEN KELLER JOKE

WHY DOES HELEN KELLER PLAY THE PIANO WITH ONE HAND?
SHE SINGS WITH THE OTHER HAND.

Submitter comment: HE LEARNED THIS FROM FRIENDS AT SCHOOL

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 10-11-1967

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HELEN KELLER JOKE

HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FINGERS?
TRYING TO READ THE WAFFLE IRON.

Submitter comment: HE LEARNED THIS FROM FRIENDS AT SCHOOL

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM

Keyword(s): BRAILLE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 10-11-1967

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RIDDLE

WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?
A NEWSPAPER

Submitter comment: I LEARNED THIS FROM MY FATHER

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM

Keyword(s): COLOR ; PUN

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 12-03-1967

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RIDDLE

WHAT'S YELLOW AND LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN?
MOBY THE BANANA.

Submitter comment: SHE LEARNED THIS FROM FRIENDS

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BERKELEY

Keyword(s): COLOR ; LITERATURE BOOK TITLE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-03-1967

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RIDDLE

WHAT'S GREEN AND YELLOW AND LIES IN THE GUTTER?
GIRL SCOUT

Submitter comment: SHE LEARNED THIS FROM FRIENDS

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BERKELEY

Keyword(s): COLOR

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-03-1967

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HOLLANDER JOKE

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A HOLLANDER WITH A ROADRUNNER?
A STREAK OF SHIT

Submitter comment: HE HEARD THIS FROM A FRIEND

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): DUTCH ; OBSCENE

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Blason Populaire
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question
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Date learned: 11-03-1967

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HOLLANDER JOKE

WHY DO HOLLANDERS MAKE THEIR WEDDING CAKES OUT OF SHIT?
TO KEEP THE FLIES OFF THE BRIDE.

Submitter comment: HE LEARNED IT FROM FRIENDS

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): DUTCH ; OBSCENE

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Blason Populaire
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question
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HOLLANDER JOKE

WHY DO HOLLANDERS' CASKETS HAVE TWO HANDLES?
IT'S EASIER TO DUMP IT IN THE GARBAGE TRUCK THAT WAY.

Submitter comment:

HE LEARNED IT FROM FRIENDS

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): DUTCH ; ETHNIC

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Death Funeral Burial
PROVERB -- Blason Populaire
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-07-1967

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ITALIAN JOKE

WHY DOES TIME GO BY SO FAST IN ITALY?
EVERY TIME YOU LOOK UP A DAY-GOES BY.

Submitter comment:

HE LEARNED IT FROM FRIENDS

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): DAGO SLANG ; ETHNIC

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Blason Populaire
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-07-1967

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ITALIAN JOKE

HOW DO ITALIAN CARS SOUND?
DEY GO AND DEY-GO...WHEN THEY GET A FLAT THEY GO WOP-WOP-WOP

Submitter comment:

HEARD THIS IN DORMITORY

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): ETHNIC ; SLANG NAME

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Blason Populaire
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-07-1967

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DING-DONGS

WHAT IS GREEN AND GOES DING-DONG?
I DON'T KNOW
A GREEN DING-DONG
WHAT IS RED AND GOES DING-DONG?
I DON@T KNOW-RED DING-DONG, MAYBE?
NO STUPID} A FIRE ENGINE

Submitter comment: FIRST HEARD AT MERCY HIGH SCHOOL ABOUT 1959

Where learned: DETROIT ; MERCY HIGH SCHOOL

Keyword(s): COLOR ; VEHICLE TRANSPORTATION

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: CA00001959

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SILLY STORY

WHAT IS GREEN WITH LITTLE PURPLE WHEELS ALL OVER IT?
GRASS, I LIED ABOUT THE WHEELS.

Submitter comment: HEARD FROM AT LEAST TWO SOURCES AT
UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT STUDENT UNION

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): COLOR

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00-00-1962

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BAD BIRD

WHAT IS BLACK, SITS IN A TREE AND IS VERY DANGEROUS?
A CROW WITH A MACHINE GUN.

Submitter comment: HEARD FROM AT LEAST FOUR DIFFERENT SOURCES AT
UNIV. OF DETROIT, APRIL, 1962

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): ANIMAL

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00-00-1962

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ELEPHANT STORY

WHY DO ELEPHANTS HAVE TRUNKS?
BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE GLOVE COMPARTMENTS.

Submitter comment: HEARD IN STUDENT UNION AT UOF D-1963

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00-00-1963

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THE BIBLE

WHY SHOULDN'T YOU READ THE BIBLE?
BECAUSE THE HERO DIES IN THE MIDDLE.

Submitter comment: THE INFORMANT HEARD THIS ON CAMPUS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): HISTORICAL ; RELIGION

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 01-00-1965

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RECOGNITION

HOW CAN YOU TELL GOD FROM THE OTHER SPIRITS IN HEAVEN?
HE HAS A BIG "G" ON HIS SWEATSHIRT.

Submitter comment: THE INFORMANT HEARD THIS ON CAMPUS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): RELIGION

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 01-00-1965

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