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KNOCK KNOCK JOKE

KNOCK KNOCK,WHO'S THERE,
BOO
BOO WHO
WELL YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY ABOUT IT.

Submitter comment: FROM FRIENDS

Where learned: HOME

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 10-08-1967

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KNOCK KNOCK JOKE

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
ACH
ACH WHO
DAMN IT, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO QUIT
SNEEZING IN MY FACE.

Submitter comment: FROM FRIENDS

Where learned: HOME

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Onomatopoeia
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 10-09-1967

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NO GAMBLER

WHY DIDN'T THEY PLAY CARDS ON NOAH'S ARK?
CAUSE NOAH SAT ON THE DECK.

Submitter comment: INFORMANT SAYS THAT HE GOT THE "JOKE" FROM HIS ROOMATE,
DAVE PARKER BUT HE WOULD RATHER NOT REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): BIBLICAL ; PUN

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-24-1967

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CAIN AND ABLE

HOW LONG DID CAIN HATE HIS BROTHER?
AS LONG AS HE WAS ABLE.

Submitter comment: INFORMANT HEARD IT FROM A PATIENT IN STS, MARY
AND ELIZABETH HOSPITAL IN LOUISVILLE, KY

Where learned: KENTUCKY ; LOUISVILLE

Keyword(s): ABEL ; BIBLICAL ; NAME

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 09-22-1967

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MATH PROF

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CONSTIPATED MATHEMATICS PROFESSOR WHO
WORKED IT OUT WITH A PENCIL?
YES

Submitter comment: COLLECTED FROM THE WALL OF THE MENS JOHN IN
RENO HALL, BASEMENT.

Where learned: DETROIT

Keyword(s): OBSCENE

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Art Craft Architecture Art, Craft, Architecture
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question
Filter - Mature Content

Date learned: 11-24-1967

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KNOCK KNOCK JOKE

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
ACH
ACH WHO?
GESUNDHEIT

Submitter comment: THIS IS ONE OF MANY KNOCK-KNOCKS
I TRADED WITH MY FRIENDS BACK IN
ST. GABRIEL GRADE SCHOOL IN DETROIT.

Where learned: DETROIT

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Onomatopoeia
SPEECH -- Formula
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-00-1967

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KNOCK KNOCK JOKE

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
THE OLD LADY
THE OLD LADY WHO?
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD YODEL.

Submitter comment: I LEARNED THIS FROM MY FRIENDS AT ST. GABRIEL GRADE
SCHOOL IN DETROIT YEARS AGO.

Where learned: DETROIT

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-00-1967

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KNOCK KNOCK JOKE

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
MADAM
MADAM WHO?
MADAM FOOT'S CAUGHT IN THE DOOR.

Submitter comment: DIANE LEARNED THIS FROM GIRL FRIENDS IN PITTSBURGH, PA.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): EUPHEMISM

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-00-1967

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LOCKED UP

IF YOU WERE LOCKED UP IN A ROOM AND ALL YOU HAD
IN THE ROOM WAS A BED AND A CALENDAR
HOW WOULD YOU SURVIVE?
DRINK FROM THE SPRINGS OF THE BED, AND
EAT THE DATES OFF THE CALENDAR.

Submitter comment: I LEARNED THIS JOKE WHEN I WAS LIVING IN DETROIT FROM A FRIEND.

Where learned: DETROIT

Keyword(s): CONUNDRUM PUN

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-11-1967

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DARKNESS

IF YOU WERE IN A COMPLETELY DARK ROOM WHERE THERE
WAS NO EXIT AND ALL THERE WAS IN THE HOLE WAS A
MIRROR, HOW COULD YOU GET OUT?
LOOK IN THE MIRROR TO SEE WHAT YOU SAW,
TAKE THE SAW AND SAW A HOLE THROUGH THE WALL TO GET OUT.

Submitter comment: THIS RIDDLE WENT AROUND AND WAS QUITE
POPULAR WHEN I WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL.

Where learned: DETROIT

Keyword(s): CONUNDRUM PUN

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-11-1967

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A RIDDLE

WHAT HAS ONE EYE AND CAN NOT SEE?
A NEEDLE

Submitter comment: I HEARD THIS IN GRADE SCHOOL FROM A FRIEND.

Where learned: DETROIT

Keyword(s): OPPOSITIONAL: PRIVATIONAL CONTRADICTIVE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- True Riddle
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

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RIDDLE QUESTION

HOW DO YOU STOP A CHARGING ELEPHANT?
TAKE AWAY HIS CREDIT CARD.

Submitter comment: THE INFORMANT HEARD THE JOKE ABOUT A WEEK AGO WITH OTHER
ELEPHANT JOKES WHICH WERE POPULAR IN SEPTEMBER, 1963.
HE DIDN'T REMEMBER HIS EXACT SOURCE.

Where learned: WASHINGTON DC

Keyword(s): PUN

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

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RIDDLE QUESTION

WHAT DO YOU CALL A 6FT. 7IN. NATIVE WHO IS MEAN
AND UGLY LOOKING AND WHO HAS A SPEAR IN BOTH HANDS?
SIR

Submitter comment: THE INFORMANT RECALLED HEARING THE RIDDLE ONLY TWO WEEKS EARLIER
FROM A FRIEND AT GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY. THE FRIEND COULD NOT RECALL
WHEN OR FROM WHOM HE HEARD IT.

Where learned: WASHINGTON DC

Keyword(s): CATCH ; FORM OF ADDRESS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 09-26-1963

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RIDDLE QUESTION

WHAT IS PURPLE AND COMES FROM MACEDONIA?
ALEXANDER THE GRAPE.

Submitter comment: THE INFORMANT HEARD THE RIDDLE TWO WEEKS AGO AT GEORGETOWN U.
IT WAS ONLY ONE IN THE POPULAR GRAPE RIDDLES POPULAR IN SEPTEMBER.

Where learned: WASHINGTON DC

Keyword(s): FRUIT ; HISTORICAL

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 09-26-1963

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RIDDLE QUESTION

HOW DO YOU CATCH A RABBIT?
HIDE BEHIND A TREE AND MAKE NOISES LIKE A CARROT.

Submitter comment: THE INFORMANT IS A STUDENT AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN
WHO HEARD THE RIDDLE IN OCTOBER, 1963 FROM A FELLOW STUDENT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Keyword(s): ANIMAL ; TALKING VEGETABLE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

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RIDDLE QUESTION

WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITE AND GOES CLICK CLICK?
SISTER MARY BALL POINT

Submitter comment: THE INFORMANT IS A COLLEGE STUDENT AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN
WHO HEARD THE RIDDLE IN OCTOBER, 1963 FROM A FELLOW STUDENT WHEN THE
COLOR RIDDLES WERE POPULAR.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Keyword(s): NUN

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 12-02-1963

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GRAPE JOKE

WHAT@S THE WISEIST GRAPE IN THE WORLD?
ALBERT THE GRAPE

Submitter comment: FROM HIS BROTHER JOE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): FRUIT

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 04-15-1967

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JOKE

WHAT DATE OF THE YEAR GIVES A COMMAND?
MARCH FOURTH

Submitter comment: HIS BROTHER JACK HEARD IT ON T.V.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): FORTH

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 04-15-1967

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JOKE

HOW IS AN ISLAND AND "T" THE SAME? THEY'RE BOTH IN THE MIDDLE OF WATER.

Submitter comment:

HIS BROTHER JACK HEARD IT ON T.V.
TEA

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): SPELLING

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 04-15-1967

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JOKE

WHAT KIND OF BUS CAN GO ACROSS THE OCEAN? COLUMBUS

Submitter comment: FROM SCHOOL.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): HISTORICAL ; HISTORICAL PERSON ; TRANSPORTATION VEHICLE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 04-15-1967

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