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KNOCK KNOCK JOKE

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
SEE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME.

Submitter comment: YOU CASUALLY CLAIM THAT YOU TRY TO
MAKE FRIENDS AT SCHOOL BUT NOBODY KNOWS YOU.

Data entry tech comment: BEFORE TELLING THE JOKE

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-15-1967

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KNOCK KNOCK JOKE

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
SAM AND JANET
SAM AND JANET WHO?
SOME ENCHANTED ( SAM AND JANET ) EVENING

Submitter comment: THE ANSWER IS SUNG TO THE TUNE OF THIS SONG

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00-00-1960

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GRAPE JOKE

WHAT'S PURPLE AND BUZZES?
AN ELECTRIC GRAPE.

Submitter comment: SHE LEARNED IT FROM A CLASSMATE NAMED ROB DE MYER
FROM DOMINICAN HIGH SCHOOL IN DETROIT.

Where learned: HOME

Keyword(s): FRUIT

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

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ELEPHANT JOKE

WHY DO ELEPHANTS HAVE WRINKLY LEGS?
BECAUSE THEY TIE THEIR TENNIS SHOES TOO TIGHT.

Submitter comment: SHE LEARNED IT AT ST. FRANCIS HIGH SCHOOL IN MICHAWAKA, INDIANA.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): ANIMAL

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 04-09-1967

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ELEPHANT JOKE

WHY DO ELEPHANTS WEAR RED TENNIS SHOES?
TO HIDE IN THE STRAWBERRY FIELDS.
DID YOU EVER SEE AN ELEPHANT IN A STRAWBERRY FIELD?
THEY HIDE PRETTY GOOD, DON'T THEY?

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): COMPARE LION POWDER SHAGGY DOG STORY

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 04-09-1967

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JOKE

WHAT GOES HA-HA-HA-THUMP?
A MAN LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF.

Submitter comment: SHE LEARNED IT FROM HER FOURTEEN YEAR OLD SISTER WHO
ATTENDS BERKSHIRE JUNIOR HIGH IN BLOOMFIELD TOWNSHIP.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): PERSONS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

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HOLLANDER JOKE

HEAR ABOUT THE MAN IN FLORIDA WHO WANTED FLAMINGOES
IN FRONT OF HIS HOTEL?
HE PAINTED SOME HOLLANDERS PINK AND PLANTED
THEM IN HIS FRONT YARD.

Where learned: DETROIT, ASSUMED ; RATHSKELLER

Keyword(s): BIRDS ; DUTCH ; ETHNIC

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Blason Populaire
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 10-10-1967

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HOLLANDER JOKE

HOW DO YOU GET THE HOLLANDERS OUT OF YOUR FRONT LAWN?
THROW YOUR GARBAGE IN THE BACK YARD.

Where learned: DETROIT, ASSUMED ; RATHSKELLER

Keyword(s): DUTCH ; ETHNIC

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Blason Populaire
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 10-10-1967

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NEGRO JOKE

WHY ARE TAR ROADS IN DETROIT SO BUMPY?
EVERYTIME A PERSON HITS A JIG THE ROADS
GET BLACK TOPPED SOME MORE.

Where learned: DETROIT, ASSUMED ; RATHSKELLER

Keyword(s): ETHNIC

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Blason Populaire
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 10-10-1967

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RIDDLE

WHAT DID THE BIG GUN SAY TO THE LITTLE GUN?
I'LL BE A SON OF A GUN.

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Keyword(s): EXCLAMATION ; PUN

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 09-30-1967

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RIDDLE

WHAT IS THE LARGEST PENCIL IN THE WORLD?
PENNSYLVANIA

Where learned: PLACE NOT GIVEN BY COLLECTOR

Keyword(s): PLACE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-29-1967

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MORON RIDDLE

WHY DID THE MORON JUMP OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING?
TO TEST OUT HIS NEW SPRING SUIT.

Where learned: HOME ; DETROIT

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

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MORON RIDDLE

WHY DID THE MORON JUMP OFF THE CLIFF?
HE WANTED TO TEST OUT HIS AIR BRAKES.

Where learned: DETROIT

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 06-30-1967

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RIDDLE

WHAT DO THEY CALL AN ICECREAM VENDOR IN ARIZONA?
A GOOD YUMA MAN.

Where learned: DETROIT

Keyword(s): GOOD HUMOR MAN ; PLACE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-26-1967

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RIDDLE

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TUNA FISH AND A PIANO?
YOU CAN'T TUNE A FISH

Where learned: DETROIT

Keyword(s): CONUNDRUM ; PUN

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-26-1967

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RIDDLE

HOW DO YOU MAKE ANTI-FREEZE?
TAKE HER CLOTHES AWAY.

Where learned: DETROIT

Keyword(s): AUNT ; PUN

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-26-1967

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RIDDLE

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO CATCH A SQUIRREL?
ACT LIKE A NUT.

Where learned: DETROIT

Keyword(s): ANIMAL ; INSANITY

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-26-1967

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RIDDLE

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED?
AT THE BOTTOM.

Where learned: DETROIT

Keyword(s): HISTORICAL

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 10-26-1967

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RIDDLE

WHAT IS ORANGE AND WRITES?
A BALL POINT CARROT.

Where learned: DETROIT

Keyword(s): COLOR ; PLANT VEGETABLE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 10-26-1967

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RIDDLE

WHY DOES AN INDIAN WEAR FEATHERS?
TO KEEP HIS WIG WARM.

Where learned: DETROIT

Keyword(s): PUN ; WIGWAM

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 10-26-1967

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