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WHAT GOES CLUMP, CLUMP, CLUMP, SQUISH?
AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE WET TENNIS SHOE.

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU GET SWALLOWED BY AN ELEPHANT?
RUN AROUND UNTIL YOU GET "POOPED" OUT.

Submitter comment: INFORMANT LEARNED FROM PATIENT

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): PUN--POOPED REFERRING TO DEFECATION.

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-25-1967

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