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(sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls")
Deck the halls with gasoline.
Fa la la la la la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleam.
Fa la la la la la la la la
Watch the school burn down to ashes.
Fa la la la la la la la la
Aren't you glad we played with matches?
Fa la la la la la la la la

Submitter comment: This song is an obvious favorite with the grade school
children during the holidays, especially the boys.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; ALLEN PARK

Keyword(s): Parody, humor, arson, Christmas

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Good humor Jest
Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Children

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