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THE BUS TRAP
A MAN WENT TO A HARDWARE STORE AND SAID, "I WANT TO
BUY A MOUSE TRAP, AND HURRY, I WANT TO CATCH A
BUS!"
THE HARDWARE MAN ANSWERED, "I'M SORRY, BUT WE DON'T
MAKE THEM THAT BIG."
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; PONTIAC
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN