The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

I'M CONCHITA BANANA
AND I'M HERE TO SAY
HOW TO GET RID OF YOUR TEACHER
THE EASY WAY
PUT A BANANA ON THE FLOOR
AND WATCH YOUR TEACHER
SLIDE OUT THE DOOR.

DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, THE STAIRS SHE GOES
WHERE SHE LANDS KNOW ONE KNOWS
AND WHILE SHE'S GONE, THE KIDS HAVE FUN
DRINKING WHISKEY, BEER, AND RUM.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): ANTI-TEACHER ; PARODY OF A COMMERCIAL JINGLE

Date learned: DATE NOT RECORDED BY COLLECTOR.