The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

A guy came to church and each time he would ask the usher for
a glass of water and he would take his pills. He did this for a
few times and finally the usher says, "What gives? Every time
you sit here you need to get water and take the pills." The guy
said, "My doctor told me to take my pills religiously.".

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT