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DRINKING JOKE

Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.

AN ENGLISHMAN ENTERED A BAR AND HEADED TOWARD THE BACK. THE
BARTENDER SAID, "HEY YOU, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" THE ENGLISHMAN
SAID, "I WOULD LIKE TO USE YOUR FACILITIES." THE BARTENDER SAID
"OH, YOU WANT TO TAKE A CRAP?" THE ENGLISHMAN REPLIED, "ON THE
CONTRARY OLD CHAP, I WANT TO LEAVE ONE."

Where learned: FLORIDA ; KEY BISCAYNE

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PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 09-00-1981

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