The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

I WAS SITTING IN A BAR THE OTHER NIGHT AND THIS GIRL
WALKED IN WEARING THE TIGHTEST, BRIGHT GREEN SLACKS
I HAVE EVER SEEN. THEY WERE NOT ONLY PAINTED ON, THEY
LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE GROWING THERE. I WAS SO
ASTONISHED THAT I WENT OVER AND SAT DOWN NEXT TO HER
AND STARTED STARING AT THEM. LORD ONLY KNOWS HOW MUCH
TROUBLE I HAVE GETTING INTO A PAIR OF LEVI'S. SO I
ASKED HER, I SAID, "PARDON ME, BUT HOW DO YOU GET INTO
THOSE THINGS?" THEN SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, "WELL,
YOU COULD START BY BUYING ME A BEER."

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Date learned: 05-22-1965