The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

DSR EXPRESS (DEPT. OF STREET RAILWAYS)

A MAN WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST ONE DAY AND SAID,
"MY FRIEND THINKS HE IS A DSR BUS, DOC." THE
PSYCHIATRIST SAID, "WELL, BRING YOUR FRIEND
OVER." "I CAN'T," SAID THE MAN, "HE IS AN
EXPRESS BUS, AND HE DOESN'T MAKE YOUR STOP."

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Date learned: 03-30-1968