The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

TWO DRUNKS ARE WALKING ALONG A NEW YORK STREET.
ONE FALLS DOWN A SUBWAY ENTRANCE AND THE OTHER
CAN'T FIND HIM. THE DRUNK EMERGES FROM THE NEXT
ENTRANCE.
"WHERE WERE YOU?"
"IN SOME GUY'S BASEMENT, AND YOU SHOULD SEE THE
TRAIN SET HE HAD!"

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Date learned: 03-18-1972