The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

DRUNK JOKE

THERE'S A WOMAN STANDING AT THE BAR WITH A DOG UNDER
HER ARM. A DRUNK WALKS IN AND SAYS, "WHAT ARE YOU
DOING WITH THAT PIG?" THE WOMAN REPLIES, "THAT'S
NOT A PIG, THAT'S A DOG." THE DRUNK SAYS, "I WAS
TALKING TO THE DOG!"

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Date learned: 10-22-1968