The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

DRUNK JOKE

THE STORY IS TOLD ABOUT THE OLD DRUNK WHO WALKS
INTO A STRANGE BAR CARRYING THIS ALLIGATOR.
THE OLD DRUNK ASKS THE BARTENDER IF HE SERVES
DRUNKS AT THIS BAR. THE BARTENDER SAID YES.
"GOOD, SAID THE DRUNK, GIVE ME A WHISKEY AND
GIVE MY ALLIGATOR A DRUNK."

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; LIVONIA

Date learned: 03-15-1967