The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

DRUNK JOKE

TWO DRUNKS LEAVE A BAR, GET INTO THE CAR AND START
TO DRIVE DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET AGAINST TRAFFIC.
THE DRUNK ON THE PASSENGER SIDE TURNS TO THE DRIVER
AND SAYS "HEY, JOE! WE MUST BE LATE, EVERYONE IS
COMING BACK."

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Date learned: NOT GIVEN