The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

TWO BOYS WERE TALKING. THE FIRST BOY SAID, "MY DAD
CAN'T MAKE UP HIS MIND WHETHER TO BUY A COW OR A
TRACTOR." THE SECOND BOY SAID, "HE SURE WOULD
LOOK FUNNY TRYING TO RIDE A COW." THE FIRST BOY
SAID, "HE'D LOOK A LOT FUNNIER TRYING TO MILK A
TRACTOR."

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM

Date learned: NOT GIVEN