The James T. Callow Folklore Archive
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A WOMAN, STANDING NAKED BEFORE A FULL LENGTH MIRROR,
SPEAKING TO HER HUSBAND, SAYS, "YOU KNOW, DEAR, THE
DOCTOR SAID TODAY THAT I HAVE THE BREATS OF A 35-
YEAR-OLD." "YEAH," SAYS THE HUSBAND, "WHAT DID
HE SAY ABOUT YOUR 50 YEAR-OLD ASS?" "HE DIDN'T
MENTION YOU."
Where learned: BUFFALO ; NEW YORK ; JOKE COLLECTION
Date learned: 10-05-1971
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A TRAVELING SALESMAN WAS PASSING THROUGH THE
COUNTRYSIDE ONE DAY AND HE STOPPED AT A FARMHOUSE
FOR A DRINK OF WATER. THE FARMER, THE FARMER'S
WIFE, AND THE BEAUTIFUL 19 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER AND
THE SALESMAN TALKED SOCIABLY A WHILE AND THE
SALESMAN GOT IDEAS ABOUT THE DAUGHTER. BUT HE
DIDN'T WANT TO STAY AROUND VERY LONG, BECAUSE HE
WANTED TO GET BACK TO THE CITY, SO HE SAID TO THE
FARMER, "I'LL BET YOU $5.00 THAT I CAN LIFT YOUR
WHOLE FAMILY AT ONE TIME." "HO, HO," THE FARMER
SAID, "I'LL BET YOU CAN'T." SO THE SALESMAN
HAD THE FARMER LAY FACE DOWN ON THE FRONT LAWN,
THE WIFE ALSO FACE DOWN ON HER HUSBAND'S BACK AND
THE DAUGHTER FACE UP ON HER MOTHER'S BACK. THEN HE
GOT ON TOP OF THE PILE AND LET ON THAT HE WAS
GOING TO LIFT THEM ALL, BUT INSTEAD, HE STARTED
GETTING INTO THE DAUGHTER. SHE HOLLERED. "OH,
DADDY, HE'S DOING IT." AND THE FARMER LAUGHED
AND ANSWERED, "HE IS LIKE HELL, I'LL PULL ALL THE GRASS
OUT FIRST.
Data entry tech comment:
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE INTIMATED.
Where learned: BUFFALO ; NEW YORK ; JOKE COLLECTION
Date learned: 10-05-1971
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A GIRL CONFIDED IN HER ROOMMATE THAT LATELY SHE HAD
BEEN GETTING A VIOLENT SEXUAL FEELING EVERYTIME SHE
SNEEZED. THE ROOMMATE SAYS, "WHAT ARE YOU TAKING FOR
IT?" THE FIRST GIRL SAYS, "BLACK PEPPER."
Where learned: BUFFALO ; NEW YORK ; JOKE COLLECTION
Date learned: 10-05-1971
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TWO COUPLES HAD DONE THINGS TOGETHER FOR YEARS,
AND ONE NIGHT FOR KICKS THEY DECIDED TO SWITCH
PARTNERS. THAT NIGHT AT ABOUT 2:00 O'CLOCK, THE
ONE FELLOW SAID TO HIS PARTNER, "WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO
SEE HOW THE GIRLS ARE MAKING OUT."
Where learned: BUFFALO ; NEW YORK ; JOKE COLLECTION
Date learned: 10-05-1971
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GIRL IN DOCTOR'S OFFICE GETTING EXAM:
"WHAT'S YOUR HUSBAND'S NAME?"
"NOT MARRIED."
"WHAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND'S NAME?"
"DON'T HAVE ANY."
DOCTOR GOES TO THE WINDOW LOOKS OUT.
GIRL ASKS WHAT FOR. HE SAYS, "LAST TIME THIS
HAPPENED, A STAR APPEARED IN THE EAST, AND I DON'T
WANT TO MISS IT THIS TIME."
Where learned: BUFFALO ; NEW YORK ; JOKE COLLECTION
Date learned: 10-05-1971
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TWO OLD LADIES WERE SITTING AND ROCKING ON THE FRONT
PORCH OF THE OLD LADIES' HOME. ONE SAID TO THE
OTHER, "DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S A CASE OF
SYPHILIS IN THE HOUSE?" "GOOD," SAID THE OTHER,
"I'M TIRED OF ROOTBEER ANYWAY."
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THIS GUY HAS A ONE-TRACK MIND!
Where learned: BUFFALO ; NEW YORK ; JOKE COLLECTION
Date learned: 10-05-1971
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A YOUNG FELLOW WHO WAS VERY INEXPERIENCED IN
MATTERS OF LOVE, WAS GOING TO GET MARRIED, SO HE
WENT TO SEE HIS DOCTOR FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO PROCEED
THE FIRST NIGHT. DOCTOR SAID TO GO TO BED TOGETHER,
PUT YOUR HAND ON HER TUMMY, RUB IN A CIRCLE AND SAY,
"I LOVE YOU." SO THE FELLOW WAS DOING THIS AND HIS
BRIDE SAID, "LOWER." AND THE FELLOW DROPPED HIS VOICE
A FEW TONES AND REPEATED, "I LOVE YOU."
Where learned: BUFFALO ; NEW YORK ; JOKE COLLECTION
Date learned: 10-05-1971
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A STRIKING, BUT RATHER PLUMP COED, VISITED THE
KINDLY CAMPUS PSYCHIATRIST TO REPORT DESPONDENTLY
THAT SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS LOSING HER BOY FRIEND.
"WHY DON'T YOU DIET?" ASKED THE DOCTOR. "THAT'S
A GROOVY IDEA," SAID THE COED, "WHAT COLOR DO YOU
THINK HE'D LIKE?"
Data entry tech comment:
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE INTIMATED
Where learned: BUFFALO ; NEW YORK ; JOKE COLLECTION
Date learned: 10-05-1971
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