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POLISH JOKE

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO STEPPED IN A PILE OF COW
DUNG AND STARTED CRYING? HE THOUGHT HE WAS MELTING.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 02-00-1980

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POLISH JOKE

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLISH AIRPLANE THAT CRASHED? IT RAN OUT
OF COAL.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 02-00-1980

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POLISH JOKE

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO KEPT LAUGHING WHEN THEY PUT
HIM IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR? HE SAID, "THE JOKE'S ON YOU. YOU'VE
GOT THE WRONG GUY."

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

James Callow Keyword(s): ELECTROCUTION

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 02-00-1980

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POLISH JOKE

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLISH ATHLETE WHO WON A GOLD MEDAL AT THE
OLYMPICS SO HE WENT OUT AND HAD IT BRONZED?

James Callow comment:

IN EARLY 1980 THE PRICE OF GOLD WAS SKYROCKETING, REACHING ALL-TIME
HIGHS.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

James Callow Keyword(s): IT'S ALSO FALLEN, IN AN UNSTABLE MARKET.

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 02-00-1980

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POLISH JOKE

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO WAS ASKED IF HE WOULD LIKE
TO BECOME A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS? HE SAID HE COULDN'T BECAUSE HE
DIDN'T SEE THE ACCIDENT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

James Callow Keyword(s): RELIGION

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 02-00-1980

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POLISH JOKE

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLISH WOMAN WHO DAD A HYSTERECTOMY SO
SHE WOULD STOP HAVING GRANDCHILDREN?

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 02-00-1980

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POLISH JOKE

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHOSE WIFE HAD TRIPLETS SO HE WENT
OUT LOOKING FOR THE OTHER TWO GUYS?

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

James Callow Keyword(s): CONCEPTION

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 02-00-1980

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POLISH JOKE

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLISH SURGEON WHO WAS FINALLY FIRED FROM
THE HOSPITAL? IT WASN'T SO MUCH ALL THE PATIENTS HE LOST, IT
WAS THOSE DEEP GASHES HE MADE IN THE OPERATING TABLE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 02-00-1980

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CHALDEAN COURTSHIP CUSTOM

IF A CHALDEAN IS NOT MARRIED AND IS JUST GOING OUT WITH A PERSON OF
THE OPPOSITE SEX AND UP UNTIL THEY ARE MARRIED A AN EXTRA PERSON
MUST BE WITH THEM ON ANY KIND OF DATE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Death Funeral Burial

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CHALDEAN PREDICTION

WHENEVER YOUR FORTUNE IS TOLD A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE CANDY IS GIVEN
TO YOU. YOU THEN DRINK A CUP OF THICK CREAMY COFFEE. AFTERWARDS,
TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN ONTO THE SAUCER AND LET IT SET FOR A MINUTE.
THEN THE FORTUNE TELLER READS YOUR FORTUNE FROM THE DIFFERENT LINES
THE LEFT OVER COFFEE DRIPPINGS MADE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Use of Object

Date learned: CA0001978

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"BAR MITZVAH"-THIS IS A JEWISH CELEBRATION WHEN BOYS BECOME MEN.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Maturity

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NEW BORN CHILDREN ARE ALWAYS NAMED AFTER A DEAD RELATIVE, NEVER ONE
THAT IS LIVING. THERE ARE NO JUNIORS OR SENIORS.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Subject headings: Person / Nickname
CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Street Trip Relations between relatives, friends, host and guest Social class Rank
CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Death Funeral Burial

Date learned: 01-06-1972

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AMERICAN PROVERB

TO BUILD SOUNDLY, YOU MUST THINK CONSTRUCTIVELY.

Submitter comment: SOUTHFIELD, MICHIGAN IS A VERY BUSINESS-ORIENTED CITY HARBORING
MANY JEWISH COMMUNITIES WHICH STRESS THE IMPORTANCE OF SUCCESS.
THE INFORMANT WORKS IN THE SOUTHFIELD AREA.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor

Date learned: CA00001972

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KVAILYS (THE DUMMY)

ONE TIME, THERE LIVED A BOY WITH HIS MOTHER. ONE
DAY, HIS MOTHER CALLED TO HIM AND ASKED HIM TO GO
TO HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE TO SEE IF SHE WAS ALL
RIGHT. HE WENT AND AS A PRESENT, HIS GRANDMOTHER
GAVE HIM A NEEDLE. ON THE WAY HOME, HE SAW A WAGON
LOAD OF HAY GOING BY, SO HE DECIDED TO HOP ON IT AND
GET A RIDE. THINKING TO HIMSELF THAT HE MUST BE VERY
CAREFUL AND NOT LOSE THE NEEDLE, HE STUCK IT IN THE
HAY BESIDE HIM. WHEN HE GOT HOME, HIS MOTHER ASKED
HIM IF HE GOT ANYTHING. HE TOLD HER THAT GRANDMOTHER
HAD GIVEN HIM A NEEDLE, BUT HAVING STUCK IT IN THE
HAY, HE CAN'T FIND IT. HIS MOTHER TOLD HIM THAT HE
SHOULD HAVE STUCK THE NEEDLE IN HIS HAT AND THEN HE
WOULDN'T HAVE LOST IT. HER SON SAID THAT HE WILL
REMEMBER THAT NEXT TIME.
THE FOLLOWING WEEK, HIS GRANDMOTHER INVITED HIM
OVER AGAIN. THIS TIME, BEFORE HE LEFT, SHE GAVE HIM
A PUPPY. REMEMBERING WHAT HIS MOTHER SAID ABOUT THE
NEEDLE AND STICKING IT IN YOUR HAT, HE STUCK THE PUPPY
UNDER IT. BY THE TIME HE GOT HOME, THE PUPPY WAS DEAD.
WHEN HE GOT HOME, HE TOLD HIS MOTHER WHAT HAPPENED
AND SHE TOLD HIM THAT HE SHOULD'VE TIED SOME ROPE
AROUND HIS NECK AND WALKED HIM HOME. HE SAID THAT
HE'LL REMEMBER THE NEXT TIME.
SOON AFTER THAT, HIS GRANDMOTHER INVITED HIM OVER
AGAIN AND THIS TIME SHE GAVE HIM A LARGE SLAB OF
BACON. REMEMBERING WHAT HIS MOTHER SAID ABOUT THE
PUPPY, HE TIED SOME ROPE AROUND THE BACON AND
DRAGGED IT HOME. BUT ON THE WAY, THE DOGS GOT
A WIFF OF THE BACON AND THEY RAN UP AND DEVOURED
IT. WHEN THE DUMMY GOT HOME, HE TOLD HIS MOTHER
WHAT HAPPENED, AND SHE THREW UP HER ARMS IN THE
AIR AND CRIED: "I GIVE UP ON YOU! HOW COULD A
SON OF MINE BE SO STUPID?" AND SHE SENT HIM UP TO
BED WITH NO DINNER.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

James Callow Keyword(s): SEE STORY OF EPANDAMANDUS

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 03-28-1972

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LEGEND

THIS INFORMANT STATES THERE ARE MANY STORIES IN
ARMENIAN TRADITION ABOUT A GREAT PHILOSOPHER CALLED
NASAHADEHJA. ONE DAY NASAHADEHAJA WAS RUNNING
AROUND THE STREETS OF ARMENIA YELLING FOR HIS
DAUGHTER. A WOMAN CAME UP TO HIM AND ASKED:
"NASAHADEHAJA, WHY ARE YOU CALLING FOR YOUR DAUGHTER
WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A DAUGHTER?" HE SAID, "THEN WHY
AM I RUNNING AROUND CALLING FOR HER?" SHE SAID,
YOU ANSWER ME THAT!" HE SAID, "WELL, IF I HAD A
DAUGHTER, I WOULD BE CALLING FOR HER, BECAUSE I'D
BE WORRIED SHE'D BE GOING OUT WITH AN ODDAR (NON-
ARMENIAN). KAREN THOUGHT THIS STORY WAS EXTREMELY
FUNNY AND LAUGHED HEARTILY AS SHE TOLD IT TO ME.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 02-26-1971

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AN OLD LADY WALKED INTO A BAR WITH HER PET CANARY
AND BOASTED, "IF ANYONE OF YOU BOYS CAN GUESS THE
WEIGHT OF MY LITTLE CANARY YOU CAN TAKE ME TO
BED WITH YOU!"
A VOICE FROM THE CORNER RINGS OUT, "900 LBS."
THE OLD LADY RESPONDS INSTANTLY, "THAT'S CLOSE
ENOUGH."

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 10-10-1967

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THE TWO LITTLE BOYS MARCHED HOME FROM FOOTBALL PRACTICE.
AS THE TWO WENT UPSTAIRS, THE OLDER ONE WAS CUSSING
UP AND DOWN, BACK AND FORTH. THE MOTHER WAS JUST
SHOCKED. WHEN THE HUSBAND CAME HOME, THE WIFE
COMPLAINED, "WE'LL, JUST HAVE TO CRACK DOWN ON THEM."
THE NEXT DAY AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE, THE MOTHER ASKED
THE TWO WHAT THEY WANTED FOR BREAKFAST. THE OLDER
BOY SAID, "I GUESS I'LL HAVE THOSE GODDAMN CORNFLAKES
AGAIN." WITH THAT, THE MOTHER CRACKED THE BOY SO HARD, HE FELL OFF THE CHAIR. SHE STARED AT THE LITTLE
FELLOW AND SCOWLED, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" HE
REPLIED, "YOU CAN BET YOUR SWEET FANNY IT WON'T BE CORN
FLAKES!"

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

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THE MAN IN THE ELEVATOR

ONE DAY A MAN LOOKED OUT HIS WINDOW AND SAW A MAN
CARRYING SOMETHING. THE MAN LOOKED AT HIM AND HIS FACE
WAS THE MOST HIDEOUS THING HE HAD EVER SEEN. THE NEXT
DAY THIS SAME MAN WHO WAS LOOKING OUT HIS WINDOW
WENT TO GET INTO AN ELEVATOR. HE SAW THIS MAN WITH
THE HIDEOUS FACE IN THE ELEVATOR AND DECIDED NOT TO
GET IN. IT IS A GOOD THING THAT HE DIDN'T, BECAUSE
THE CABLE BROKE AND THE ELEVATOR WAS SMASHED; EVERYONE
IN IT WAS KILLED.

Submitter comment: INFORMANT DOES NOT REMEMBER WHERE SHE HEARD THIS
STORY, BUT THINKS IT WAS ABOUT 1920.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Man

Date learned: 05-12-1965

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CAMP CUSTOM

AT GIRL SCOUT CAMP, THE OLDEST GROUP OF GIRLS DRESS UP
AS "FAIRIES." THEY WAKE UP THE YOUNGEST GROUP ABOUT
MIDNIGHT AND TAKE THEM TO A SPECIAL PLACE IN THE WOODS.
THERE, THEY ARE GIVEN 'FAIRY JUICE' TO DRINK, AND THEN
LED BACK TO BED. THE NEXT DAY, THAT IS THE BIG JOKE
AT THE CAMP.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Entertainment Diversion

Date learned: 10-23-1970

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CLASS RING CUSTOM

A HIGH SCHOOL CLASS RING IS WORN WITH THE NUMERALS
(YEAR OF GRADUATION) FACING TOWARD THE FINGERTIPS IF
THE STUDENT HASN'T GRADUATED YET. THE NUMERALS ARE
REVERSED AFTER GRADUATION.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- School

Date learned: 06-00-1967

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