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Blonde Flake
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What do you get when you put 25 blondes in a freezer? Frosted
Flakes.
"Flake" is a slang for a person who is silly, goofy, or dumb.
"Frosted Flakes" is a cereal product.
James Callow comment:
"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197
"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE
James Callow Keyword(s):
Blond women
Date learned: 01-00-1992
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Blonde Intelligence
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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.
James Callow comment:
"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197
"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE
James Callow Keyword(s):
Blond women
Date learned: 01-00-1992
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Blonde Intelligence
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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.
James Callow comment:
"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197
"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE
James Callow Keyword(s):
Blond women
Date learned: 01-00-1992
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T.G.I.F.
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Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
(T.G.I.F. is an acronym for Thank God It's Friday, the end of the work
week).
James Callow comment:
"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197
"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE
James Callow Keyword(s):
Blond women
Date learned: 01-00-1992
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Blonde - Empty Head
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How do you put a twinkle in a blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in
her ear.
James Callow comment:
"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197
"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE
James Callow Keyword(s):
Blond women
Date learned: 01-00-1992
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Blondes - Memory
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Why do blondes work seven days a week? So you don't have to
retrain them on Monday.
James Callow comment:
"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197
"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE
James Callow Keyword(s):
Blond women
Date learned: 01-00-1992
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Blonde - Word Processor
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How can you tell when a blonde has been on a word processor?
There is white-out on the screen. (A word processor is a computer,
and white out is a fluid designed to correct mistakes made on paper).
James Callow comment:
"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197
"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE
James Callow Keyword(s):
Blond women
Date learned: 01-00-1992
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Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the
other side.
James Callow comment:
"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197
"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE
James Callow Keyword(s):
Blond women
Date learned: 01-00-1992
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Blondes Are Airheads
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? Thanks for the
refill.
James Callow comment:
Blowing in another's ear is sometimes regarded as a sexual thrill
for one or both parties.
"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197
"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE
James Callow Keyword(s):
Blond women
Date learned: 01-00-1992
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