The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

Whatcha Gonna Do (sung to the tune of the same name)

I.
Whatcha gonna do with a drunken Civil
Whatcha gonna do with a drunken Civil
Whatcha gonna do with a drunken Civil
Early in the morning?

We'll fill him full of Pabst Blue Ribbon
We'll fill him full of Pabst Blue Ribbon
We'll fill him full of Pabst Blue Ribbon
Early in the morning.

II.
Whatcha gonna do with a drunken Chem E.
Whatcha gonna do with a drunken Chem E.
Whatcha gonna do with a drunken Chem E.
Early in the morning?

Fill him full of Johnnie Walker
Fill him full of Johnnie Walker
Fill him full of Johnnie Walker
Early in the morning.

III.
Whatcha gonna do with the drunken EE
Whatcha gonna do with the drunken EE
Whatcha gonna do with the drunken EE
Early in the morning?

Plug him in and watch him pound it
Plug him in and watch him pound it
Plug him in and watch him pound it
Early in the morning.

IV.
Whatcha gonna do with the drunken ME
Whatcha gonna do with the drunken ME
Whatcha gonna do with the drunken ME
Early in the morning?

Give it to him and watch him hold it
Give it to him and watch him hold it
Give it to him and watch him hold it
Early in the morning.

V.
Whatcha gonna do with the Engineers
Whatcha gonna do with the Engineers
Whatcha gonna do with the Engineers
Early in the morning?

Kick them out of bed and lock the door
Kick them out of bed and lock the door
Kick them out of bed and lock the door
Early in the morning.

Submitter comment:

University of Detroit engineering fraternity song.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DETROIT