The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

Retort

You're so skinny, if you turn sideways and stick out your tongue, You'll look like a zipper.

Submitter comment:

From his brother, Joe.

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James Callow comment:

[To What?] is written next to the title.

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Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; SIZE ; Skinny ; Wisecrack ; Zipper