The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

JOKES

A MAN WALKED INTO A RESTROOM AND SAW A TEN DOLLAR BILL
LAYING ON A TABLE. AS HE PICKED IT UP AND STARTED TO PUT IT IN
HIS POCKET HE HEARD A WEIRD VOICE SAY; "I'M THE GHOST OF
BETTY GRABLE AND I SAY THE TEN DOLLAR BILL STAYS ON THE TABLE."
THE MAN GREW FRIGHTENED, THREW THE TEN DOLLAR BILL BACK ON THE
TABLE AND RAN OUT. ANOTHER MAN WALKED IN, PICKED UP THE TEN
DOLLAR BILL AND STARTED TO WALK OUT. AGAIN THE VOICE CAME AND
REPEATED THE SAME LINE. THE MAN LAUGHED AND PUT THE TEN DOLLAR
BILL BACK ON THE TABLE AND WALKED OUT. A THIRD MAN CAME IN AND
PICKED UP THE TEN DOLLAR BILL AND PUT IT IN HIS POCKET. AS HE
WAS LEAVING HE HEARD THE HAUNTING VOICE SAY; "I'M THE GHOST OF
BETTY GRABLE AND I SAY THE TEN DOLLAR BILL STAYS ON THE
TABLE."
THE MAN SMILED AND SAID, "I'M THE GHOST OF DAVY CROCKETT AND
I SAY THE TEN DOLLAR BILL STAYS IN MY POCKET!"