The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

Miss Lucy

Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell,
Miss Lucy went to heaven, the steamboat went to hel-
Lo operator, give me number nine
If you disconnect me,
I'll kick up your behin-
The refrigerator there's a piece of glass,
Susie fell upon it and broke her little as-
Me no more questions, tell me no more lies.
Boys are in the bathroom, zipping down flies
Are in the country, bees are in the park,
Boys and girls are kissing in the dark, dark, dark!

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Date learned: 00-00-1970