The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

THE DOG IN THE BAR

A HOMOSEXUAL CAME INTO A BAR WITH A HUGE GERMAN SHEPARD AND
ORDERED A DRINK. THE BARTENDER COULD TELL BY THE MAN'S VOICE
THAT HE WAS QUEER. HE REFUSED, THEN, TO SERVE HIM A DRINK.
THE HOMOSEXUAL SAID TO THE BARTENDER: "GIVE ME A DRINK OR
I'LL SICK MY DOG ON YOU." THE BARTENDER ADAMANTLY REFUSED.
THIS HAGGLING WENT ON FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES UNTIL FINALLY
THE HOMOSEXUAL SAID "SICK HIM ROVER" WHEREUPON THE DOG JUMPED
UP ON THE BAR AND SAID "BOW WOW."

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Date learned: NOT GIVEN