The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

THE NOBLE DUKE OF YORK
HE HAD 10,000 MEN
HE MARCHED THEM UP TO THE TOP OF THE HILL
AND MARCHED THEM DOWN AGAIN
SO WHEN YOU'RE UP YOU'RE UP
AND WHEN YOU'RE DOWN YOU'RE DOWN
BUT WHEN YOU'RE ONLY HALF WAY UP
YOU'RE NEITHER UP NOR DOWN!!!!!

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Date learned: 00-00-1976