The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

THE TRAFFIC COP

A TRAFFIC COP STOPPED A SPEEDING CAR CONTAINING LYNDON JOHNSON AND
MCGEORGE BUNDY. WHEN HE CAME UP TO THE WINDOW, MCGEORGE SAID TO
HIM, "OFFICER, DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS MAN IS? HE'S THE PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES."
ASTONISHED, THE COP SAID, "OH, MY GOD!"
"THAT'S RIGHT," SAID LYNDON, "AND YOU'D BETTER NOT FORGET IT,
EITHER!"

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Date learned: NOT GIVEN