The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

LYNDON'S GRAVE

LYNDON AND LADY BIRD WERE OUT LOOKING AT GRAVESIGHTS. FINALLY,
LYNDON FOUND ONE HE LIKED: IT WAS THE ONLY ONE IN A WIDE FIELD
WITHOUT FENCES. WHEN HE ASKED WHAT THE PRICE WAS, THE PRESIDENT
WAS TOLD, "25,000 DOLLARS." "TWENTY-FIVE GRAND!" HE EXCLAIMED.
"BUT I'M ONLY GOING TO BE THERE THREE DAYS!"

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Date learned: NOT GIVEN