The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

MISS SUZI HAD A TUGBOAT.
THE TUGBOAT HAD A BELL.
MISS SUZI WENT TO HEAVEN.
THE TUGBOAT WENT TO
HELLO OPERATOR. GIVE ME #9.
AND IF YOU DISCONNECT ME
I'LL KICK YOU RIGHT
BEHIND THE FRIGERATOR THERE WAS A PIECE A GLASS.
MISS SUZI FELL UPON IT
AND BROKE HER LITTLE
ASK ME NO MORE QUESTIONS.
TELL ME NO MORE LIES.
MISS SUZI TOLD ME ALL OF THIS
THE DAY BEFORE SHE
DYED HER HAIR ALL PINK AND WASHED IT DOWN THE SINK, SINK,....

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; CASEVILLE

Date learned: 00-00-1975 ; 11-00-1987