The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HORSES AND MULES. I COME
BEFORE YOU, TO STAND BEHIND YOU, TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. SO PULL UP A
CHAIR AND SIT ON THE FLOOR. THIS THURSDAY,
WHICH IS LAST FRIDAY, THERE WILL BE A MOMS
CLUB MEETING ONLY FOR DADS.

Submitter comment: THE INFORMANT COULDN'T REMEMBER THE REST OF
THIS REDUNDANCY.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BERKELEY

James Callow Keyword(s): HUMOR ; MONOLOGUE ; TANGLETALK

Date learned: 00-00-1984