The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

MISS LUCY SONG

MISS LUCY HAD A STEAMBOAT. THE STEAMBOAT HAD A BELL, MISS LUCY
WENT TO HEAVEN AND THE STEAMBOAT WENT TO HELLO OPERATOR PLEASE
GIVE ME NUMBER NINE AND IF YOU DISCONNECT ME I WILL CHOP OFF YOUR
BEHIND THE FRIGERATOR THERE WAS A PIECE OF GLASS MISS LUCY FELL
UPON IT AND SHE BROKE HER LITTLE ASK ME NO MORE QUESTIONS I'LL
TELL YOU NO MORE LIES MISS LUCY AND HER BOYFRIEND ARE KISSING IN
THE D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, DARK!

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): EUPHEMISM