The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

TELEPHONE JOKE

UPON ANSWERING THE TELEPHONE:

A CALL IS MADE TO A GROCERY STORE. WHEN THE CLERK ANSWERS
HE HEARS, "DO YOU HAVE POP IN THE BOTTLE?" TO HIS
ANSWER, "YES!" HE RECEIVES, "YOU'D BETTER LET HIM OUT.
MOM WANTS HIM."
"SO AND SO'S PLUMBING COMPANY, WHICH DRIP DO YOU WANT.

Submitter comment: SCHOOL DAY TELEPHONE PRANK.

Where learned: MICHIGAN

Date learned: 00-00-1953