The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

ARMY HUMOR

INVARIABLY, THERE IS THE ARMY RECRUIT WHO IS NERVOUS AT
HIS FIRST ASSEMBLY. THE SERGEANTS JUST HAVE TO FIND
ONE. WHEN THEY SAY, "O.K. RAISE YOUR LEFT HAND,"
THIS GUY RAISES HIS RIGHT HAND AND THE SERGEANT QUICKLY
YELLS, "YOU'RE OTHER LEFT HAND, YOU IDIOT."

Submitter comment: HEARD DURING SERVICE.

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Date learned: NOT GIVEN