The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

TELEPHONE PRANK

LOOK UP ANYONE IN THE PHONEBOOK AND CALL. WHEN
THEY ANSWER SAY, "MR. JONES, YOUR CAT'S IN OUR
BUSHES!"
NOT EVERYONE HAS CATS AND HE MAY ANSWER, "WE DON'T
HAVE A CAT." WHEREUPON CALLER RETORTS, "THAT'S
OKAY, WE DON'T HAVE ANY BUSHES EITHER."

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; GARDEN CITY

Date learned: 11-27-1971