The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

THE DRUNK

THIS DRUNK WALKED INTO THE BAR AND ORDERED A DRINK. HE
NOTICED THAT THE BARTENDER'S WIFE WAS REALLY BUILT--
I MEAN REALLY STACKED. THE DRUNK SAID, "I'D GIVE A
HUNDRED DOLLARS TO KISS HER BOOBS!" THE BARTENDER
AND HIS WIFE WERE NOT MAKING MUCH MONEY AT THE TIME AND
THEY DECIDED THAT THIS WOULD BE A HARMLESS WAY TO MAKE
A HUNDRED DOLLARS. SO THEY TOLD THE MAN TO COME INTO
THE BACK ROOM. THE WIFE STRIPPED TO THE WAIST AND THE
DRUNK STARTED TO PLAY WITH HER BOOBS. THE BARTENDER
SAID, "WELL, GO ON, KISS THEM." THE DRUNK REPLIED,
"IF I HAD A HUNDRED BUCKS, I WOULD."

Submitter comment: INFORMANT STATED THAT HE HEARD THIS STORY A LONG TIME
AGO AND THAT HE FORGOT EXCACTLY WHEN AND WHERE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Date learned: 03-00-1965