The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

TWO MEN WERE ON A GOLF COURSE AT FIVE O'CLOCK IN THE
MORNING. JOE TURNED TO JACK AND ASKED, "HOW THE HELL
DO YOU GET YOUR WIFE TO LET YOU GO GOLFING AT FIVE
IN THE MORNING, WITHOUT A FUSS? MINE RAISES AN AWFUL
RACKET." JACK ANSWERED, "IT'S EASY. AT FOUR-THIRTY
I PULL OFF THE COVERS, TURN TO HER AND SAY, 'WELL,
HONEY, INTERCOURSE OR GOLF COURSE?' THEN I PICK UP
MY CLUBS AND GO GOLFING."

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Date learned: 04-11-1965