The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

THESE TWO BOYS WERE IN A RAILROAD STATION AND THEY WERE
GOING TO BUY A TICKET TO PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA.
THE YOUNG WOMAN, WHO SOLD THE TICKETS, WAS WEARING A
VERY LOW CUT DRESS AND SHE WAS BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT
HOUSE. THE FIRST BOY WENT UP AND SAID, "MAY I PLEASE
HAVE A TICKET TO TEATSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA. AND HE WALKED
AWAY BECAUSE HE FLUBBED IT AND HE SAID TO THE OTHER BOY
"I CAN'T DO IT, I'M DISTRACTED BY HER TEATS."
THE OTHER BOY ANSWERED THAT HE COULD NOT DO IT EITHER
BUT "HERE COMES A PRIEST AND MAYBE HE CAN DO IT FOR US."
SO THE BOYS ASKED THE PRIEST IF HE WOULD BUY THE
TICKETS FOR THEM. THE PRIEST SAID THAT HE WOULD. HE
WENT UP TO THE YOUNG LADY AND SAID, "TWO TICKETS FOR
PITTSBURGH PLEASE. YOUNG LADY YOU'D BETTER BE CAREFUL
OF HOW YOU DRESS, ST. FINGER IS SHAING HIS PETER AT YOU."

Submitter comment: INFORMANT HEARD THIS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT STUDENT
UNION ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Date learned: 04-08-1965